If you’d like to see my latest attempt at “acting”, feel free to tune into The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show on Wednesday at 10:30 on Comedy Central. In the episode entitled “T-Bones TV” I play “Ken, The Bookstore Manager” with such verisimilitude that real bookstore manager may be reduced to tears.

In the episode, Gerald “T-Bones” Tibbons takes it upon himself to record a book on tape in a local booktore. Hijinx then ensue. I provide the ensue more than the hijinx.

Keep on keepin’ on, people.

–opus

Friends,

I write for an upcoming animated television show, I perform award-winning improv with Trophy Wife , I have my own projects I am pitching, I have family and a social life, and am a slave to my Tivo and Nintendo Wii. Nevertheless, I have somehow decided that I need more in my life, not less. So I am launching a new project, and a new site to go with it: the All New Year.

The short of it is this: Starting on my birthday, March 5th, and continuing for one whole year, I am going to attempt to do one new thing every day. I will take photographs and video, and I will write about my experiences. Feel free to stop by to give me suggestions and watch my inevitable mental decline.

Blinding myself with science, I remain,

–opus

Hello friends, lovers, family members, and lovers of friends. This is my brand new website, heyitsopus.com. Here you’ll find updates on the goings on of my life. I would like to extend praise to Katie Lukas who helped me get it all set up.

I’d also like to say that this morning, I put on some pants fresh from the dryer, and that moment was pretty much the highlight of the entire year so far.

–opus