Listen to the wisdom Steve Allen imparts.

Back in college, my friend and constant source of artistic inspiration Ryan Walsh asked me to appear in a short based on a song off of Mark De Gli Antoni’s album Horse Tricks. I spent a day in a basement with ping pong balls, pink paint, and moustraps. Please enjoy the results by clicking this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aQDLzyZc0LU

I am more than a wee bit disturbed to discover that this site thinks I look like Kim Jong Il. I’d like to point out for the record that I am six foot four, I am not testing nuclear weapons, and I have never kidnapped any of my favorite movie stars

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Hey gang,

If you’re like most of America, you missed my dramatic turn as “Ken, The Manager Of The Book Barn” in the most recent episode of “The Naked Trucker & T-Bones Show”. My stirring delivery of lines such as “I’m Ken, the manager of The Book Barn” already has critics buzzing about an Oscar nod. True, the TV show is not eligible for the Oscars, but the character is so strong and the response so overwhelmind, talks are already underway for a big screen adaptation.

Don’t believe me? Check it out for yourself:
–opus